WebMO Job Summary

Quantity	Value
Route	#N B3LYP/6-31G(d) SP GFINPUT POP=(FULL,NBO6Read) Geom=Connectivity
Stoichiometry	C2H4O2
Symmetry	CS
Basis	6-31G(d)
RB3LYP Energy	-229.081786788 Hartree
Dipole Moment	1.5786 Debye
Server	batch (114423)
CPU time	23.2 sec

Constant	Frequency (GHz)	Frequency (cm-1)
a	11.2774079	0.37617383623
b	9.4086911	0.31384015338
c	5.2979580	0.17672085667

Atom	Symbol	Charge
1	C	-0.515324
2	C	0.555831
3	O	-0.556209
4	H	0.408387
5	O	-0.450746
6	H	0.186227
7	H	0.185918
8	H	0.185918

Display Range		- / 68
Orbital	Symmetry	Occupancy	Energy	Actions
1	-	2	-19.19566 Hartree
2	-	2	-19.13906 Hartree
3	-	2	-10.32364 Hartree
4	-	2	-10.20059 Hartree
5	-	2	-1.10413 Hartree
6	-	2	-1.01392 Hartree
7	-	2	-0.75835 Hartree
8	-	2	-0.60950 Hartree
9	-	2	-0.48839 Hartree
10	-	2	-0.47479 Hartree
11	-	2	-0.46708 Hartree
12	-	2	-0.41243 Hartree
13	-	2	-0.39321 Hartree
14	-	2	-0.39197 Hartree
15	-	2	-0.31842 Hartree
16	-	2	-0.27542 Hartree
17	-	0	0.00979 Hartree
18	-	0	0.07428 Hartree
19	-	0	0.11543 Hartree
20	-	0	0.15615 Hartree
21	-	0	0.16980 Hartree
22	-	0	0.21389 Hartree
23	-	0	0.28870 Hartree
24	-	0	0.33190 Hartree
25	-	0	0.52252 Hartree
26	-	0	0.54094 Hartree
27	-	0	0.58308 Hartree
28	-	0	0.60385 Hartree
29	-	0	0.62031 Hartree
30	-	0	0.67078 Hartree
31	-	0	0.76110 Hartree
32	-	0	0.78798 Hartree
33	-	0	0.84539 Hartree
34	-	0	0.85657 Hartree
35	-	0	0.88992 Hartree
36	-	0	0.92982 Hartree
37	-	0	0.93348 Hartree
38	-	0	0.96983 Hartree
39	-	0	1.03403 Hartree
40	-	0	1.06733 Hartree
41	-	0	1.08910 Hartree
42	-	0	1.33329 Hartree
43	-	0	1.37581 Hartree
44	-	0	1.40080 Hartree
45	-	0	1.48757 Hartree
46	-	0	1.57542 Hartree
47	-	0	1.71397 Hartree
48	-	0	1.73758 Hartree
49	-	0	1.79818 Hartree
50	-	0	1.80195 Hartree
51	-	0	1.83971 Hartree
52	-	0	1.89525 Hartree
53	-	0	1.97666 Hartree
54	-	0	2.04433 Hartree
55	-	0	2.18809 Hartree
56	-	0	2.21128 Hartree
57	-	0	2.31623 Hartree
58	-	0	2.43725 Hartree
59	-	0	2.45780 Hartree
60	-	0	2.64013 Hartree
61	-	0	2.68709 Hartree
62	-	0	2.81050 Hartree
63	-	0	2.95240 Hartree
64	-	0	3.06368 Hartree
65	-	0	3.78760 Hartree
66	-	0	4.01774 Hartree
67	-	0	4.14425 Hartree
68	-	0	4.43016 Hartree
Electron density
Electrostatic potential
Electrophilic (HOMO) frontier density
Nucleophilic (LUMO) frontier density
Radical frontier density

Atom	Symbol	Charge
1	C	-0.78285
2	C	0.81980
3	O	-0.71815
4	H	0.49705
5	O	-0.59454
6	H	0.25915
7	H	0.25977
8	H	0.25977

Display Range		- / 68
Orbital	Description	Occupancy	Energy	Actions
1	C1 Cor(1s)	1.999996952	-10.200567330 Hartree
2	C1 Val(2s)	1.143966190	-0.220362262 Hartree
3	C1 Ryd(3s)	0.000271829	1.473926116 Hartree
4	C1 Ryd(4s)	0.000016954	4.042500947 Hartree
5	C1 Val(2p)	1.187052982	-0.099363172 Hartree
6	C1 Ryd(3p)	0.001407097	0.608845567 Hartree
7	C1 Val(2p)	1.188503667	-0.098984972 Hartree
8	C1 Ryd(3p)	0.001011344	0.602284512 Hartree
9	C1 Val(2p)	1.256091876	-0.109324756 Hartree
10	C1 Ryd(3p)	0.000228140	0.613700803 Hartree
11	C1 Ryd(3d)	0.001298594	2.185203983 Hartree
12	C1 Ryd(3d)	0.000243572	1.750927255 Hartree
13	C1 Ryd(3d)	0.001268240	2.140958196 Hartree
14	C1 Ryd(3d)	0.000508575	1.997993551 Hartree
15	C1 Ryd(3d)	0.000984693	2.082816037 Hartree
16	C2 Cor(1s)	1.999996778	-10.323614550 Hartree
17	C2 Val(2s)	0.794848161	-0.119517442 Hartree
18	C2 Ryd(3s)	0.003659907	1.519552923 Hartree
19	C2 Ryd(4s)	0.000321240	3.159733988 Hartree
20	C2 Val(2p)	0.787977315	-0.016351728 Hartree
21	C2 Ryd(3p)	0.007165187	0.696367841 Hartree
22	C2 Val(2p)	0.794345202	0.050502279 Hartree
23	C2 Ryd(3p)	0.020587343	0.692963204 Hartree
24	C2 Val(2p)	0.758262071	-0.127797078 Hartree
25	C2 Ryd(3p)	0.001964290	0.566278501 Hartree
26	C2 Ryd(3d)	0.004150960	2.560876400 Hartree
27	C2 Ryd(3d)	0.001400414	1.937508409 Hartree
28	C2 Ryd(3d)	0.002394918	2.120457594 Hartree
29	C2 Ryd(3d)	0.002692220	2.405177567 Hartree
30	C2 Ryd(3d)	0.000438225	2.277509377 Hartree
31	O3 Cor(1s)	1.999998716	-19.195635648 Hartree
32	O3 Val(2s)	1.695792957	-0.765906333 Hartree
33	O3 Ryd(3s)	0.001216150	1.685624301 Hartree
34	O3 Ryd(4s)	0.000068680	3.680597136 Hartree
35	O3 Val(2p)	1.456881019	-0.314670095 Hartree
36	O3 Ryd(3p)	0.001591041	1.123964628 Hartree
37	O3 Val(2p)	1.730520023	-0.340860311 Hartree
38	O3 Ryd(3p)	0.000806051	1.145052047 Hartree
39	O3 Val(2p)	1.820814764	-0.329486614 Hartree
40	O3 Ryd(3p)	0.000736417	0.947952980 Hartree
41	O3 Ryd(3d)	0.002995360	2.363080623 Hartree
42	O3 Ryd(3d)	0.000559838	1.864632469 Hartree
43	O3 Ryd(3d)	0.002053944	1.755769624 Hartree
44	O3 Ryd(3d)	0.002239716	2.129235318 Hartree
45	O3 Ryd(3d)	0.001870749	2.110475857 Hartree
46	H4 Val(1s)	0.499561593	0.114801680 Hartree
47	H4 Ryd(2s)	0.003383763	0.650182040 Hartree
48	O5 Cor(1s)	1.999999008	-19.138899706 Hartree
49	O5 Val(2s)	1.705115500	-0.668648983 Hartree
50	O5 Ryd(3s)	0.000451329	1.875235687 Hartree
51	O5 Ryd(4s)	0.000049624	3.551213159 Hartree
52	O5 Val(2p)	1.834982383	-0.257002063 Hartree
53	O5 Ryd(3p)	0.001786812	1.138437194 Hartree
54	O5 Val(2p)	1.598395072	-0.283367870 Hartree
55	O5 Ryd(3p)	0.000270045	1.283792873 Hartree
56	O5 Val(2p)	1.438718203	-0.244539065 Hartree
57	O5 Ryd(3p)	0.000444641	1.018089764 Hartree
58	O5 Ryd(3d)	0.004148928	2.145164575 Hartree
59	O5 Ryd(3d)	0.000143771	1.820407046 Hartree
60	O5 Ryd(3d)	0.004239904	1.992192337 Hartree
61	O5 Ryd(3d)	0.004476714	2.385079852 Hartree
62	O5 Ryd(3d)	0.001322398	2.030001808 Hartree
63	H6 Val(1s)	0.740008268	0.099701199 Hartree
64	H6 Ryd(2s)	0.000844170	0.638389747 Hartree
65	H7 Val(1s)	0.739471449	0.083766658 Hartree
66	H7 Ryd(2s)	0.000757309	0.638184662 Hartree
67	H8 Val(1s)	0.739471449	0.083766658 Hartree
68	H8 Ryd(2s)	0.000757309	0.638184662 Hartree

Display Range		- / 68
Orbital	Description	Occupancy	Energy	Actions
1	CR(1)C1 s(100.00%)	1.999996952	-10.200567330 Hartree
2	CR(1)C2 s(100.00%)	1.999996778	-10.323614550 Hartree
3	CR(1)O3 s(100.00%)	1.999998716	-19.195635648 Hartree
4	CR(1)O5 s(100.00%)	1.999999008	-19.138899706 Hartree
5	LP(1)O3 s(45.61%)p1.19(54.31%)d0.00(0.08%)	1.978394964	-0.539048306 Hartree
6	LP(2)O3 s(0.00%)p1.00(99.86%)d0.00(0.14%)	1.823518304	-0.331391533 Hartree
7	LP(1)O5 s(58.34%)p0.71(41.61%)d0.00(0.05%)	1.975909694	-0.548941101 Hartree
8	LP(2)O5 s(0.00%)p1.00(99.78%)d0.00(0.22%)	1.845548473	-0.258409712 Hartree
9	BD(1)C1(C2) 1s(26.30%)p2.80(73.63%)d0.00(0.08%)	1.046718846	-0.105871515 Hartree
10	BD(1)C2(C1) 2s(39.36%)p1.54(60.58%)d0.00(0.06%)	0.996119922	-0.102547367 Hartree
11	BD(1)C1(H6) 1s(25.20%)p2.96(74.72%)d0.00(0.08%)	1.250457717	-0.131702604 Hartree
12	BD(1)H6(C1) 6s(100.00%)	0.740008262	0.099752905 Hartree
13	BD(1)C1(H7) 1s(24.25%)p3.12(75.67%)d0.00(0.08%)	1.241370955	-0.136732843 Hartree
14	BD(1)H7(C1) 7s(100.00%)	0.739471190	0.084114093 Hartree
15	BD(1)C1(H8) 1s(24.25%)p3.12(75.67%)d0.00(0.08%)	1.241370955	-0.136732843 Hartree
16	BD(1)H8(C1) 8s(100.00%)	0.739471190	0.084114093 Hartree
17	BD(1)C2(O3) 2s(26.56%)p2.76(73.20%)d0.01(0.24%)	0.692094952	-0.027500830 Hartree
18	BD(1)O3(C2) 3s(33.71%)p1.96(66.14%)d0.00(0.15%)	1.410795091	-0.449693971 Hartree
19	BD(1)C2(O5) 2s(34.04%)p1.93(65.80%)d0.00(0.16%)	0.693371913	0.087201704 Hartree
20	BD(1)O5(C2) 5s(41.63%)p1.39(58.01%)d0.01(0.36%)	1.327656359	-0.398949165 Hartree
21	BD(2)C2(O5) 2s(0.00%)p1.00(99.73%)d0.00(0.27%)	0.759347462	-0.125048905 Hartree
22	BD(2)O5(C2) 5s(0.00%)p1.00(99.69%)d0.00(0.31%)	1.443092261	-0.245072808 Hartree
23	BD(1)O3(H4) 3s(20.64%)p3.84(79.15%)d0.01(0.21%)	1.502705810	-0.431186391 Hartree
24	BD(1)H4(O3) 4s(100.00%)	0.499491331	0.122700272 Hartree
25	RY(1)C1 s(1.87%)p51.69(96.74%)d0.74(1.39%)	0.001699175	0.711535045 Hartree
26	RY(2)C1 s(29.53%)p1.59(47.08%)d0.79(23.39%)	0.000631868	1.162776972 Hartree
27	RY(3)C1 s(0.00%)p1.00(56.79%)d0.76(43.21%)	0.000355309	1.231765991 Hartree
28	RY(4)C1 s(37.74%)p0.24(9.06%)d1.41(53.21%)	0.000135897	1.818431441 Hartree
29	RY(5)C1 s(19.57%)p2.08(40.75%)d2.03(39.69%)	0.000043897	1.700887590 Hartree
30	RY(6)C1 s(0.00%)p1.00(20.43%)d3.89(79.57%)	0.000035831	1.721713163 Hartree
31	RY(7)C1 s(27.28%)p0.08(2.32%)d2.58(70.40%)	0.000029020	2.531464537 Hartree
32	RY(8)C1 s(18.06%)p0.08(1.46%)d4.46(80.48%)	0.000004270	2.101827236 Hartree
33	RY(9)C1 s(65.97%)p0.04(2.80%)d0.47(31.23%)	0.000000012	2.954475297 Hartree
34	RY(10)C1 s(0.00%)p1.00(22.89%)d3.37(77.11%)	0.000000000	1.547284343 Hartree
35	RY(1)C2 s(5.74%)p16.33(93.75%)d0.09(0.51%)	0.021046201	0.694384041 Hartree
36	RY(2)C2 s(7.26%)p7.26(52.68%)d5.52(40.06%)	0.009723914	1.403468675 Hartree
37	RY(3)C2 s(0.00%)p1.00(0.22%)d99.99(99.78%)	0.003224441	2.115592544 Hartree
38	RY(4)C2 s(24.91%)p0.70(17.43%)d2.31(57.66%)	0.002388306	2.151407620 Hartree
39	RY(5)C2 s(0.00%)p1.00(63.98%)d0.56(36.02%)	0.001449789	1.053183281 Hartree
40	RY(6)C2 s(1.05%)p5.63(5.91%)d88.71(93.04%)	0.001130817	2.270144198 Hartree
41	RY(7)C2 s(87.59%)p0.09(7.55%)d0.06(4.86%)	0.000234791	3.518640440 Hartree
42	RY(8)C2 s(64.07%)p0.31(19.86%)d0.25(16.07%)	0.000074594	1.038828950 Hartree
43	RY(9)C2 s(0.00%)p1.00(36.08%)d1.77(63.92%)	0.000000000	1.452720506 Hartree
44	RY(10)C2 s(9.43%)p0.34(3.24%)d9.26(87.33%)	0.000000349	2.192786980 Hartree
45	RY(1)O3 s(61.19%)p0.59(36.05%)d0.05(2.75%)	0.001491948	1.499940493 Hartree
46	RY(2)O3 s(0.00%)p1.00(90.56%)d0.10(9.44%)	0.000629445	0.991788945 Hartree
47	RY(3)O3 s(24.12%)p2.18(52.66%)d0.96(23.22%)	0.000524312	1.550041984 Hartree
48	RY(4)O3 s(19.99%)p3.45(69.03%)d0.55(10.98%)	0.000048016	1.255341768 Hartree
49	RY(5)O3 s(1.79%)p14.25(25.51%)d40.61(72.70%)	0.000016344	2.082065295 Hartree
50	RY(6)O3 s(0.00%)p1.00(0.22%)d99.99(99.78%)	0.000017215	1.741332973 Hartree
51	RY(7)O3 s(40.39%)p0.08(3.14%)d1.40(56.46%)	0.000004873	2.606866748 Hartree
52	RY(8)O3 s(28.42%)p0.01(0.26%)d2.51(71.32%)	0.000000100	2.813234685 Hartree
53	RY(9)O3 s(0.00%)p1.00(9.36%)d9.69(90.64%)	0.000000000	1.837138075 Hartree
54	RY(10)O3 s(24.14%)p0.57(13.74%)d2.57(62.12%)	0.000000289	2.429030867 Hartree
55	RY(1)H4 s(100.00%)	0.003454026	0.642283448 Hartree
56	RY(1)O5 s(3.82%)p25.04(95.58%)d0.16(0.60%)	0.001663024	1.199130277 Hartree
57	RY(2)O5 s(0.00%)p1.00(95.11%)d0.05(4.89%)	0.000444404	1.038344374 Hartree
58	RY(3)O5 s(11.29%)p5.96(67.29%)d1.90(21.42%)	0.000099378	1.418450270 Hartree
59	RY(4)O5 s(52.03%)p0.31(16.05%)d0.61(31.92%)	0.000086295	2.570606437 Hartree
60	RY(5)O5 s(35.78%)p0.23(8.16%)d1.57(56.06%)	0.000028120	2.269210985 Hartree
61	RY(6)O5 s(0.00%)p1.00(2.59%)d37.68(97.41%)	0.000009855	1.802861150 Hartree
62	RY(7)O5 s(65.68%)p0.07(4.70%)d0.45(29.62%)	0.000006022	1.886837201 Hartree
63	RY(8)O5 s(13.22%)p0.26(3.38%)d6.31(83.40%)	0.000001436	2.179410280 Hartree
64	RY(9)O5 s(0.00%)p1.00(2.61%)d37.34(97.39%)	0.000000000	1.990017365 Hartree
65	RY(10)O5 s(18.22%)p0.30(5.45%)d4.19(76.34%)	0.000000005	2.882560760 Hartree
66	RY(1)H6 s(100.00%)	0.000844175	0.638338041 Hartree
67	RY(1)H7 s(100.00%)	0.000757568	0.637837227 Hartree
68	RY(1)H8 s(100.00%)	0.000757568	0.637837227 Hartree

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Orbital	Description	NHOs	Occupancy	Energy	Actions
1	CR(1)C1	2889	1.999996952	-10.200567330 Hartree
2	CR(1)C2	2890	1.999996778	-10.323614550 Hartree
3	CR(1)O3	2891	1.999998716	-19.195635648 Hartree
4	CR(1)O5	2892	1.999999008	-19.138899706 Hartree
5	LP(1)O3	2893	1.978394964	-0.539048306 Hartree
6	LP(2)O3	2894	1.823518304	-0.331391533 Hartree
7	LP(1)O5	2895	1.975909694	-0.548941101 Hartree
8	LP(2)O5	2896	1.845548473	-0.258409712 Hartree
9	BD(1)C1-C2	2897, 2898	1.986774289	-0.585341194 Hartree
10	BD(1)C1-H6	2899, 2900	1.986709885	-0.486578006 Hartree
11	BD(1)C1-H7	2901, 2902	1.975511934	-0.489032800 Hartree
12	BD(1)C1-H8	2903, 2904	1.975511934	-0.489032800 Hartree
13	BD(1)C2-O3	2905, 2906	1.996681843	-0.824083408 Hartree
14	BD(1)C2-O5	2907, 2908	1.998350918	-0.922413767 Hartree
15	BD(2)C2-O5	2909, 2910	1.991926145	-0.381224057 Hartree
16	BD(1)O3-H4	2911, 2912	1.987060956	-0.698709734 Hartree
17	BD*(1)C1-C2		0.056064478	0.376922311 Hartree
18	BD*(1)C1-H6		0.003756094	0.454628306 Hartree
19	BD*(1)C1-H7		0.005330211	0.436414049 Hartree
20	BD*(1)C1-H8		0.005330211	0.436414049 Hartree
21	BD*(1)C2-O3		0.106208200	0.346888606 Hartree
22	BD*(1)C2-O5		0.022677354	0.610666306 Hartree
23	BD*(2)C2-O5		0.210513577	0.011102344 Hartree
24	BD*(1)O3-H4		0.015136185	0.390223614 Hartree
25	RY(1)C1	2913	0.001699175	0.711535045 Hartree
26	RY(2)C1	2914	0.000631868	1.162776972 Hartree
27	RY(3)C1	2915	0.000355309	1.231765991 Hartree
28	RY(4)C1	2916	0.000135897	1.818431441 Hartree
29	RY(5)C1	2917	0.000043897	1.700887590 Hartree
30	RY(6)C1	2918	0.000035831	1.721713163 Hartree
31	RY(7)C1	2919	0.000029020	2.531464537 Hartree
32	RY(8)C1	2920	0.000004270	2.101827236 Hartree
33	RY(9)C1	2921	0.000000012	2.954475297 Hartree
34	RY(10)C1	2922	0.000000000	1.547284343 Hartree
35	RY(1)C2	2923	0.021046201	0.694384041 Hartree
36	RY(2)C2	2924	0.009723914	1.403468675 Hartree
37	RY(3)C2	2925	0.003224441	2.115592544 Hartree
38	RY(4)C2	2926	0.002388306	2.151407620 Hartree
39	RY(5)C2	2927	0.001449789	1.053183281 Hartree
40	RY(6)C2	2928	0.001130817	2.270144198 Hartree
41	RY(7)C2	2929	0.000234791	3.518640440 Hartree
42	RY(8)C2	2930	0.000074594	1.038828950 Hartree
43	RY(9)C2	2931	0.000000000	1.452720506 Hartree
44	RY(10)C2	2932	0.000000349	2.192786980 Hartree
45	RY(1)O3	2933	0.001491948	1.499940493 Hartree
46	RY(2)O3	2934	0.000629445	0.991788945 Hartree
47	RY(3)O3	2935	0.000524312	1.550041984 Hartree
48	RY(4)O3	2936	0.000048016	1.255341768 Hartree
49	RY(5)O3	2937	0.000016344	2.082065295 Hartree
50	RY(6)O3	2938	0.000017215	1.741332973 Hartree
51	RY(7)O3	2939	0.000004873	2.606866748 Hartree
52	RY(8)O3	2940	0.000000100	2.813234685 Hartree
53	RY(9)O3	2941	0.000000000	1.837138075 Hartree
54	RY(10)O3	2942	0.000000289	2.429030867 Hartree
55	RY(1)H4	2943	0.003454026	0.642283448 Hartree
56	RY(1)O5	2944	0.001663024	1.199130277 Hartree
57	RY(2)O5	2945	0.000444404	1.038344374 Hartree
58	RY(3)O5	2946	0.000099378	1.418450270 Hartree
59	RY(4)O5	2947	0.000086295	2.570606437 Hartree
60	RY(5)O5	2948	0.000028120	2.269210985 Hartree
61	RY(6)O5	2949	0.000009855	1.802861150 Hartree
62	RY(7)O5	2950	0.000006022	1.886837201 Hartree
63	RY(8)O5	2951	0.000001436	2.179410280 Hartree
64	RY(9)O5	2952	0.000000000	1.990017365 Hartree
65	RY(10)O5	2953	0.000000005	2.882560760 Hartree
66	RY(1)H6	2954	0.000844175	0.638338041 Hartree
67	RY(1)H7	2955	0.000757568	0.637837227 Hartree
68	RY(1)H8	2956	0.000757568	0.637837227 Hartree

NOBODY LOSES ALL THE TIME I HAD AN UNCLE NAMED SOL WHO WAS A BORN FAILURE AND NEARLY EVERYBODY SAID HE SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO VAUDEVILLE PERHAPS BECAUSE MY UNCLE SOL COULD SING MCCANN HE WAS A DIVER ON XMAS EVE LIKE HELL ITSELF WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE FACT THAT MY UNCLE SOL INDULGED IN THAT POSSIBLY MOST INEXCUSABLE OF ALL TO USE A HIGHFALOOTIN PHRASE LUXURIES THAT IS OR TO WIT FARMING AND BE IT NEEDLESSLY ADDED MY UNCLE SOL'S FARM FAILED BECAUSE THE CHICKENS ATE THE VEGETABLES SO MY UNCLE SOL HAD A CHICKEN FARM TILL THE SKUNKS ATE THE CHICKENS WHEN MY UNCLE SOL HAD A SKUNK FARM BUT THE SKUNKS CAUGHT COLD AND DIED AND SO MY UNCLE SOL IMITATED THE SKUNKS IN A SUBTLE MANNER OR BY DROWNING HIMSELF IN THE WATERTANK BUT SOMEBODY WHO'D GIVEN MY UNCLE SOL A VICTOR VICTROLA AND RECORDS WHILE HE LIVED PRESENTED TO HIM UPON THE AUSPICIOUS OCCASION OF HIS DECEASE A SCRUMPTIOUS NOT TO MENTION SPLENDIFEROUS FUNERAL WITH TALL BOYS IN BLACK GLOVES AND FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING AND I REMEMBER WE ALL CRIED LIKE THE MISSOURI WHEN MY UNCLE SOL'S COFFIN LURCHED BECAUSE SOMEBODY PRESSED A BUTTON (AND DOWN WENT MY UNCLE SOL AND STARTED A WORM FARM) E. E. CUMMINGS